Peeing in the Time of COVID

It’s simple, almost rudimentary really… when you gotta go, you gotta go. Full stop.

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Whatever you do, DO NOT get kidney stones. This experience no one wants — even the most ardent masochist. The pain these little f*ckers can inflict on you is not dissimilar to learning only decaf is left in the pot.

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Taking up space and proud to be average | Writing about life and trying to make sense of it all | Editor of Freethinkr | Maker of Pancakes

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